BEFORE YOU PROCEED, AND ALL THAT, IDK.

this intro site is only available in dark mode. ( i coded this all by hand and im not bothered enough to make a "light mode" variant.)
this intro site has autoplaying music, but to assure you, it's not earrape.
"is this technically a carrd?" yes but for nerds because i am a coding nerd *audible sigh as my friends point at laugh*